1. ARGUMENT FROM ATTENTION
(1) Lisa Marie Mendez Public Statements About "Jews"
(2) You wanted "Our" attention. Now you've got it.
(3) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
2. ARGUMENT FROM TRANSFERENCE
(1) Lisa Marie Mendez's race is Spanish, she is from Mexico, her citizenship is American and she lives in California
(2) The Spanish stole Mexico from the Indians
(3) The Mexicans stole California from the Indians
(4) The Americans stole California from the Mexicans
(5) The logical, noteworthy and deserving of mention conclusion of (1)-(4) is that Israel stole Palestine.
(6) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
3. ARGUMENT FROM CONTRADICTION
(1) Lisa Marie Mendez says all Jews should leave Israel
(2) Lisa Marie Mendez says all Jews should go to Israel.
(3) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
4. ARGUMENT FROM THE F-WORD
(1) Lisa Marie Mendez always uses the F-word when describing the "Jews".
(2) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
5. ARGUMENT FROM POETRY
(1) Poetry recital by Lisa Marie Mendez at MEIN KAMPFEEHOUSE, Berkeley, CA, April 30, 2015.
"To mein furkengroovin fuhrer. Man, I really dug the way you
were swingin through Poland. Barbarossa was so heavy, that it
blew my mind. You restated the negativeness of the universe.
The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness.
The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless
eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with
nothing but waste, horror and degradation forming a useless,
bleak, straight-jacket in a black, absurd, cosmos.
Mein furkengroovin fuhrer, to me you'll always be the
coolest of the fritz cats and the biggest daddio of the
daddio-land."
(2) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
6. ARGUMENT FROM NEW PERFUME
(1) Lisa Marie Mendez was so inspired by Mel Gibson's "Passion" that she has just come out with a new perfume:
"PASSION" created by Lisa Marie Mendez. This fine smell contains jewsmine, beggaming the question, ruse and is accented with tuberrosery, vanilly ice and mush making PASSION perfect for formal abuse.
(2) Therefore, LISA MARIE MENDEZ IS not AN ANTI-SEMITIC BITCH
